July 2012
114 posts
cloysterbell:
Can we please have an episode of DW where the TARDIS accidentally lands at ComicCon and the Doctor spends the entire time battling Daleks that turn out to be people in costume and gets confused when there are 100 copies of him and his past regenerations running around and tries to pilot a prop TARDIS or something?
“I thought I’d make a character none of our readers could like, and shove him...”
– Stan Lee, about Tony Stark (via wugs)
#well fuck #it worked
(via theappleppielifestyle)
Watchelsinore-rose:
elisa-on-parade:
KAREN AND THE BABES SING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
i don’t know what to say
Watchthe-missing-chapter:
eyes-of-golden-lies:
Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was complaining that she was a “fat bitch” and how...
kentromanoff:
myandrewsensesaretingling:
finnickdair:
i’m sorry but how the fuck is andrew garfield doing this
He’s spiderman.. DUH.
Natasha taught him.
Nuns and Virgins | Women's Media Center →
I want to read this book now…
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
Activate the Mechanism!: SOPA IS BACK: Lamar Smith... →
abaldwin360:
It’s not just ACTA that is being snuck back into law through undemocratic means. Lamar Smith, the powerful committee chairman and corporatist archvillain who tried to ram through SOPA last year is now bent on reviving his slain monster and unleash it upon the earth.
The new bill, the…
revychumso:
scifimommy:
brittanias:
jedij:
Firefly is getting a reunion TV special!!!!!
This is what the internet is for...
neil-gaiman:
Do not hesitate. Go to this link.
Then gaze at the book titles, and marvel.
(I don’t actually think I need to read any of them. It just makes me happy knowing they exist.)
Me on practically every political / religious / moral situation: I understand both sides of the debate but I agree with this side more and believe it is right, in my opinion.
Me on homophobia: No, you're wrong.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
